So this guy volunteers at the Olympics. He figures maybe he’ll get to see some amazing athletes doing athletic things. And then the fastest man alive gives him a fist bump.
Look at all that happy.
yes mom i know my room is a mess its a metaphor for my life im trying to be poetic
My co-worker’s puppy fell asleep on her desk. Not much work got done that day
[DJ voice] this song goes out to everyone who let me copy off of their algebra homework
That’s probably why your moms mouth is so fresh